Abootflock changed Pagebash into A HOMEWORK HELP WEBSITE!!!THE NERVE!!!!!!!

I also quit my martial arts career because it was too hard(I only got to the second belt),since we do strainious exercises every class period!!!!!!I can't even do a pushup without sweating out of at least half the pores on my body,and I don't feel it's worth it anymore.Call me a slacker for now,but I'm going to google "martial arts classes for the non-athletic in *censored,censored*"

Generously,MyHFC volunteered to seek the cause of the glitches in Blob-wite,my new game in development.He's a FAMOUS Scratcher and I hope he is competent enough to complete the task at hand.

I yet again hacked Bejeweled 2 because I wanted to unlock the Twighlight game mode.I guess I am a slacker.

NOBODY.Has entered the Axe Brawl HiScore contest.Play it here and submit your highscores for both game modes in the comments.

Spread Omtish to every website you know and hope for my survival.