Script for AOMR 2(hehehe)
AOMRambler:Hey people!SCRATCH!!!!!!And welcome back to.....Autotuned Old Man Rambles....Part,3!!!!!Or waitwait or was it 2???Well I don't know because I have bad memory and I can't remember stuff very well.BECAUSE I HAVE BAD MEMORY.BEFORE WE...wait wa what's tha-AAAAAAAAAUGHAUGEEEEEE-DARRRRRRRRRR RGH*ASP**GASP GASP GASP*BARF*I was just passing a kidney stone!WOW!Look at the size of that thing!Now I'll store it in my collection!Wich reminds me,It's time for Autotuned Old Man Rambles.....Part....tw0000!(strange music plays,and several echo lines play including "so then I said,'cheerios don't..'","look at all that peanut butter","what I said was on tuesday)AND THEN,TO THIS DAY,I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND MY REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!Well,hot diggity torncall,AN INTRO!!!!That's the first time I've been introduced to ANYTHING!Except that time my pet walrus Jamie introduced me to this thing called the internet!Wich is apparently this magical realm where people waste their time looking at pictures of cats!They also spend hours of their lives recording and editing incoherent rambles and speeches,and whatnot.They aren't even funny!But what do I know,that's just what I've been told by Jamie!Well,that sure was strange!My voice just (phone ringing)Well now I'm getting a call from my mobile cellular telephonic device!!!Let me see who it iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!*picks it up*HOW GOES IT,STRANGER?
Kent:hey dad,it's Kent.
AOMRambler:Who are you and how did you get into my microwaiiiiive?!
Kent:Dad,we've already gone over this.A microwave is too small for a human to sit inside.I am NOT in your microwave.
AOMRambler:TELL ME WHO YOU AAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrre!!!!!!
Kent:It's me,your SON!?!!
AOMRambler:Well the name doesn't blow a whistle!
Kent:Dude,how could you not know me?I'm your son!
AOMRambler:So how many lbs of butter did it take?
Kent:OKAY,HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY DERIVE WHAT I SAID INTO A STATEMENT THAT WOULD REQUIRE THAT FOLLOW UP QUESTION?
AOMRambler:Who is this?*phone does the beep that happens when the other person hangs up*HAPPAGA,WHADDAYA DOIN'?You can't just cuss me out like that!Quit running your mouth off like it's nobody's buisness!!!!Boy if I were a kid in your position,I'd wash my mouth out with chocolate,which in my time was called VANILLA!!!*puts phone down*WHAT A NICE YOUNG LADY!But I wonder what she was talking about!But I can't understand any of this new electromonosolic material,why,back when I was a boy,the radio only had 2 channels,ON and CBS.Everybody loooooooooved CBS!And if you wanted to turn it off,you'd have to SMASH the radio on the ground until it was destroyed!And then you'd have to be stuck without a radio until you bought one at the dollar tree!Wich,back then,was called the $20 tree!!!Because everything was priced at $48.19.3333 cents!Of course,back then,there were only SEVEN days of the week!Except on thursdays!Good ol' thursdays!Just another maaaaaaaaaaagic!....................we dnesdAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!So anyway,it was a rainy wednesday night,wich was an odd occurence as it was unusual for it to rain on a Friday!BUT ANYHOO,On Sunday Night in question,I had just bought a new radio!I was just about to tune into Monday Night football when I heard a yell from my mother,coming from the kitchen!She sure is a nice young lady,And she's currently over 200 years old.........she's dead.............SO LET'S SEE!WHERE WAS I?Oh,that's right!So halfway through it all,it just stopped working!then I had to cut it up and everything!Oh,that's the wrong story,hahaha!!!!!!Silly old me!Now I have to remember where I was in the previous story!Let's take this moment to give a shout-out to our sponsors!Gusher permanent aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!OOOOOOOOld Spice deoderaaaaaaaaant!Special K ceeeeeeeereal bars!!!!!!!!!!!!Corn nuts!Gushers Fruit flavored snacks!feel the gush!Kodak Cameras!K-mart Supermarket!3o Americano High School!WHEAT THINS multi-grain crackerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs!Cinnamon Toast Crunch.............The taste you can seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.................And here.....WaWa's breakfast Hogies.............and finally........FOSTER'S HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS..........pepsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiii........is my favorite drink......wich brings me back to my previous story,about my mother.........on a Tuesday night..........she told me that I had to come and make her.....a casserole,wich she made every Saturday.The recipe calls for one........no,2 sticks of butter.Sadly,this was before butter was invented!So the casserole tasted like Sh*cue bleep sound*Hey,the phone's making that busy signal again!I must've accidently stepped on the Talk button!By the way, the casserole tasted like sh33p!Speaking of phones,don't you hate it when that operator voice comes on it's like <Voice face=operator voice>I'm sorry but</voice vace>WHOA!Is that really how my breath smells?Wow,I sure need a Tic Tac!hey,there's one right here on my shower robe!Time to eat it!(pick up kidney stone,swallow it without biting it)............That was the kidney stone!eeeewwww,I don't feel so good!UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH!*fall all over the floor*OH NO!I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!!!!!!Good thing I bought this Life AlertTM!*button press*HELLOOOOOOOOOO!LifeAlertTM serviceeeeeeeeeeeees!
Kent:This is life alert services how may I help you?
AOMrambler:I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!I've always wanted to say that!
Kent:Dad is that yo-*snap*
AOMRambler:Kenneth,you're working for LifeAlert services?
Kent:That's what I've been trying to tell you on the phone!
AOMrambler:CAN YOU HELP ME FIND MY REFRIGERATOR?
Kent:you ate another kidney stone didn't you?
AOMRambler:Define "8,youuuuuuuu,and didinnnnnnnnnnnnnt!"!
Kent:Look Dad,I'll help you if you promise to acknowledge you know who I am!
AOMRambler:..............get out of my microwave.
(the end)

Shorter than the 1st one,but it's still good!!!!!!
Listen to it here,and don't waste time looking at pictures of cats!!!!!!Or dogs!!!!!!!!!Or your Microwave!!!!!

New site I made (my original site is in the contact info)The new site
http://www.000bookstoreharrasment000th epyrosteam.webs.com
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

Stufs episode 1 is in progress.Here's other stuff to check out during the wait:
Baffled Boffo Comic PackA series I drew in 4th grade.I discontinued it for some reason
KOPT IS CANCELLED!!!!My favorite webcomic has been discontinued:(
I won't be back til THURSDAY.

Sawnick,you said to eff ME???Naughty,Naughty,Naughty!!!That's one PyrosTeam Demerit!!!!!!!
ANyway,the only safe visitors to my page are:
Irrelephant(who blammed both my AVI-converted flashes)
Sawnick
Beeboto
Magnet-Boy
eDaRk(who I believe to be Magnet-boy in another account)

The UNSAFE visitors are:
Chdonga(for mocking my flash problems)
KillMoochie(innapropriate comment)
lilwaynerules66(telling me about a stupid hentai site.I'm 12 you idiot!!!)
thespammer(for......spamming!!!!!!!I'm surprised he hasn't been banned)
Ultimato(for mocking that I use Scratch and for me telling him that Scratch is capable of much[it is,0ldb])

MY PM blocklist is:
AiStyles(saying"I heard your dad lost his job."REALLY.I'm not that stupid.I'm 12)
hentaifreak900(I just knew by his username that the message would be bad)
thespammer(to avoid what happened above,and)
Ultimato(see Ultimato in the unsafe visitors lists)
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I hope I don't have to transfer anyone to a different side of the grass.

Yesterday I finished PyroDreams volume 2.You can see it here.Tell me what you think!!!!

Today I will make Stufs episode 1.To see the main characters,see the images links below.

I had ANOTHER dream last night and I might update PD volume 2,but I don't exactly remember what the dream was...
Images:
Stufs-main characters
OldManRambler
PyroDreams menu(below)

PyroDreams volume 2 is OUT!!!!!!Go watch it!!!!For all of them, go here.

Also,I redesigned the Stufs main characters and there will be more characters in the animation series.
(picture below)The 3 main characters are Boi(front)Jared1000(left) and Mee(right)

Or when I get something worth making/recording.

Also,I tried "Playing" my flash while making it,and,It turns out that it's an HTML file,not SWF.but I hope you can......yeh whatever.My main problem now is:I've generated two frames so far.I learned how to make a button react to a click,but even though I made the commands for it already,it doesn't go to the next frame(it calls them states....I dunno why.)And I did exactly what the tutorial said.

Anyway,A crime was committed against me.I was harassed by Dashley,the same former friend of mine that is socially unacceptable.The same one that FAILED to help me with my flash problems.

Also,I will continue the Stufs series,but not as a comic strip.
Oh,and don't forget to check out my PyroDreams collection

I had funky dreams,so I made a collection of 'em!!!!!click here.
I am also working on a Waterslide engine 8P.Below for a tasty screenshots

But I submitted a flash from an AVI I made a long time ago!!!!!!!View it above,foo.It's a hack of Slyder Adventures(look,I KNOW MOST OF YOU HAVE never heard of it,or seen it,but it'll still give you a taste of the game!!!!!!!But I hardly make AVI files....but hey,I could make a walkthrough of something!!!!

SO I'M GONNA MAKE AN ANIMATION OUT OF THEM!!!!!Oh,and Just for clarity,I can animate but not with Flash.I use Scratch,wich I guess is why everyone is calling me a faggot.
So,anyway,I'm using a new version of BYOB to make the Penguin Chat thing.

What is BYOB you ask?!?!?!?!!?!!?!
BYOB is a program that has EVERYTHING that Scratch does,except it contains more commands,and you can make your own too(below)
Build
Your
Oown
Block

MY VOLUME ISN'T WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!A LL THE VOLUME SLIDERS ARE TURNED UP AND STILL NO SOUND!?!?!?!?WHY!!?!???????SOMEONE TELL ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway,I was using 2.0 and upgraded to 3.0.Only problem is,Scratch and BYOB use the .sb file format and save it too!!!
But BYOB 3 can OPEN .sb files but SAVES files as .ypr!And files saved in ANY version of BYOB won't open in the published Scratch code.And the penguin chat engine.....the reason I used BYOB was because I didn't know that you could hack and use MESH in Scratch.Also,one user knows how to JavaScript a project.Seems interesting.......Anyway,The PenguinChat engine isn't gonna be out for a while because of difficulties.....You can play the Demo version here, but it isn't ad-hoc whatsoever,(that line was so you guys don't throw a fit when you try playing).Below are 2 screenshots in a single image file:

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