Part 1 of The Script for a narration called Autotuned Old Man Rambles!!!!!!
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Welcome TO!!!!Autotuned Old Man Rambles!Episode 1!!!Of a 3000 part series....caaaaalled.....Autotuned Old Man Rambles!
Actually I think it was a 2007 part series.....they didn't really tell me the exact number of episodes!They just told me to go in front of the speaker....and start talking!I'm gonna start you off with a story that happened in 1959.It was 1958!WAIT I WAS JUST KIDDING round the fact.....that I wanted to have some cereal....so I made myself.....SOME TO-O-OAST!I set the toaster to.......3......or was it 4.........Actually I think it was Fi-i-ive!SO ANYWAY,I set the toaster to 2,and put in two pieces...of WHEAT BREAD.I WAITED 5 MINUTES!!!
OOOOOOONE!
TWOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEE!
FOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000UR!*GASP*
FIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEVE!
DING!And THE TOAST POPPED UP!
<wheeze>but holy smokes!</wheeze>THE TOAST WA-AS BHUUUUUUURNED!So I put in another one,and set it to a lower setting!6 I BELIEVE IT WAS!!!!THEN I WAITED......3 MINUTES!!!
OOOOOONE!
2!
Thr3333333 MINUTES!Ding.Toast pops up.But this time it wasn't cooked at all!So I just decided to have some ceeeeereal!
I got the cereal......and poured myself,come cheerios.
But....DANG IT!they FELL ALL OVER THE FLOOR!
So I had no choice....but to pick up.....ALL THE CHEERIOS.....ONE BY ONE:D
ONE CHEERIO!TWOOOOOOOOOO CHEERIO!THREEEEE CHEERIO!FOOUR CHEERIO!NO WAIT!They were bran flakes!!!!!1 bran flake!2 bran flake!3 bran flake!4 bran flake!5 bran flake!6 bran flake!Seeeee-viiiiin bran flake!By this time I was up to 8 braaaaaaan flake!And I was almost a quarter.....of the way there.10 braaaaa-nooo wait! I almost skipped 9 bran flake!9 bran flake!te-e-en bran flake!ELEVEN!Bran flake!12 cheerio....twee-ee-ee!Umm....eh, THIRTEEN BRAN FLAKE!I was down to 13....and at 12!12 bran flake!14 bran flake!15 bran flake!SIX....T33N....<quiet>braaan flake.seventeen bran flake.18....bran flake.</quiet>NIIIIIIIINE.....TEEEEN BRAN FLAKE!TWENTY B RAN FLA-A-AKE!I WAS UP TO 20....and STI-I-IL COUNTING!umm...22 bran flake.........Twenty...fi-i-ive bran flake......I think I dropped one at 21......then I went back to 20!!!!bran flake........23 bran flake.24 BRAN FLAKE!25....bran...flake.
