The person I asked for help on learning Flash(I use Scratch,and was mocked by Ultimato when he found out) was needed and once again failed to answer questions the tutorial didn't.Here's how it went:
PyrosTheStickman:It says to right click "properties" and click "generate click handler".But Generate Click Handler isn't there!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then Dashley snatches my laptop from me and clicks a random link(I mean,what the heck was that 4?)Then they ask me to show me where I was,and I do,but as I do that they say they'renever gonna help me again!!!!!!!!!!!!!Then I tell someone else what happened,and you know what they had the gall to say????After a DETAILED explanation that was repeated millions of billions of times,they thought that was the one who caused them to leave!!!!!What an idiot........
Oh!And this week's poll:Favorite YouTuber????

Some people act like they need help,and so you help them,and soon realize that you are being used as a puppet and taken advantage of because the person suddenly HAS to be rude..............

Who is your favorite(or favourite)YouTuber(besides yourself,if UR one)?Mine is JLXtreme77.Here's a vid by him:

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Anyway,vote now............*NOTE*The vid above is a preview.For the real thing,the link to it is in the description on YouTube.

I finally uploaded Autotuned Old Man Rambles!!!!!!!Listen now =3

A quick game engine I made:here is the link
below is the screenshot:

Crazyfrog won.Figures,only 2 users voted,and they aren't newgrounders:
poopernickel voted for Crazy frog
Azerothehedgehog voted for None(he said Linkin Park)
The next poll won't be out until Friday(neither will the next news post)And this time the poll is gonna be Newgrounds only.
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I got my hands on photoshop,so if you've been here before yesterday,you may have noticed the banner change.I like it!!!I could change the banner every week!!!!Oh,and There probably won't be a Stufs comic.....
Oh,and Hentaifreak was banned:D
Below:Happy Idol/KOPT crossover

LOOK ABOVE:NEW BANNER!I got my hands on photoshop elements.
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I sent a friend an E-mail asking to find another tutorial for me....Then when I asked her Ftf then she said she blocked my emails:

Pyros:Why?
Dashley:Because they send a Virus attatched to every one.
Pyros:But the last several e-mails I sent you didn't have any attatchments!
Dashley:But it still attatches one.......
(They use Gmail.I use hotmail.So I asked)
Pyros:Do Cosmoblah's emails contain these alleged viruses?
Dashley:Most of them are good........

Heeeey,wait a MINUTE!I remember including my email address in one or a few news posts.Maybe some hacker rigged up my EMAIL ACCOUNT!!!!Maybe that's why my pagebash fanart never seems to be put up!!!I don't know who the hacker is,but I have my suspicions! thespammer is my top suspect,because,he commented here once and might have visited again and saw my email adress!If any of you find out who the hacker is,or you are a hacker hacker,just let me know.PM me,as I will not share my email until I am certain that the hacker has his account terminated.
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LAST DAY TO VOTE ON TEH POLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Vote wich rmxr's are better:Crazyfrog or Gummibar(or none).Crazyfrog has one vote,Gummibar has 0 votes,and one user has voted for none.

About my flash problem,Since Scratch 2.0 is currently being developed,I asked a Scratch team member if Scratch 2 will save .avi or .swf files(Scratch's proprietary format is .sb),but he said that although many have asked for that feature,It MIGHT not be there.........!

Oh,and a new Grape and madness cartoon is here.watch it now.

This week's poll:Which Song remixers are better?CrazyFrog of Gummibar?(Or vote for none but PLZ vote for one of them!!)

Including today,there are only 2 DAYS LEFT TO VOTE ON THE POLL.VOTE BEFORE-NOT ON-BEFORE- Aug 1 or your vote will not be counted.
Stats so far:
Crazyfrog:1 vote
Gummibar:0 votes
None:1 votes

PLZ VOTE!!!!
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Redboy is well underway.I did some MAJOR scripting yesterday.Also,I kept spending the last 20 days(wich ate a good 40% out of my Flash 4 Trial:[ )Looking for a Flash tutorial that
didn't spend the time talking about XML.I DON'T WANT TO LEARN XML.I WANT TO ANIMATE.MAN,IS THERE SIMPLICITY IN THE HOUSE!???????!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!If any of you find a better tutorial(or other Flash animator),BY ALL MEANS,LET ME KNOW!
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Oh,and AiStyles was just banned.

As for Redboy,THE DEMO ISH OUT!!!

Anyone remember that show Eon Kid???????I really should start watching it on YouTube.
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POLL STATS SO FAR:
Wich song remixers are better(Crazy frog or Gummibar?)Well if you are on Newgrounds then GB sux to you.....So vote.
If you say "<candidate><sucks/is retarded>,"It will be assumed that you vote for the opposite.Don't like either?JUST SAY SO!!!!!
Votes so far:
Crazyfrog:1 vote
Gummibar:0 votes
None:1 votes

Note also that if you vote for another one NOT listed above,your vote will go to "none".

Oh,and since I've spent my entire time here going on and on about the poll,I will list some things I'm working on:
-Another Grape And Madness short
-<image below:D>A game called "Redboy".It is NOT flash.I am still trying to learn flash,so I use a program called "Scratch" Which Ultimato thought was stupid.But I submit Animated GIFS(mostly pivot to the A-portal)

Oh,and I kept spending the last 20 days(wich ate a good 40% out of my Flash 4 Trial:[ )Looking for a Flash tutorial that
didn't spend the time talking about XML.I DON'T WANT TO LEARN XML.I WANT TO ANIMATE.MAN,IS THERE SIMPLICITY IN THE HOUSE!???????!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!If any of you find a better tutorial(or other Flash animator),BY ALL MEANS,LET ME KNOW!

Poll
Wich song remixers are better(Crazy frog or Gummibar?)Well if you are on Newgrounds then GB sux to you.....So vote.
If you say "<candidate><sucks/is retarded>,"It will be assumed that you vote for the opposite.Don't like either?JUST SAY SO!!!!!

Note that Irritating,insulting,and Spamming can earn you treats such as bans from the places you spam(my account or my other accounts).If you have these comments,don't bother commenting.
This way I will total up:
1.The majority on Scratch
2.The majority vote here
3.Comments/emails from other accounts
4.Grand total out of the above three

Votes so far:
Crazyfrog:1 vote
Gummibar:0 votes
None:0 votes

SO VOTE HERE!!!!!!!VOTES WILL ONLY COUNT IF SUBMITTED PRIOR TO 7/31/10!!!!

TIRED AGAIN!!!!!I made some fanart of KOPT,here it ish.Too tired to draw Stufs :(

I made some levels in Replaying the game.Codes can be found on My Site.

I also recently composed a script for TheExplodingcheez's Autotuned Old Man Rambles:
Part 1 of the script
Part 2 of the script
Hope thou likest it!!!!!!!!!

To listen to the actual audio file,You must go here,get Scratch,then export the sound.Upon exporting the .wav file,you must-you MUST play it with quicktime player,for it will not work in WMP.(Or just listen to it while you still have Scratch open>:D

Also,I will be having a poll on my site.Every few weeks it will be different.Last week's poll was "wich image file format is better for still web graphix?JPEG,GIF,or PNG?"Nobody voted but me,so PNG won.

I only know how to hack one game:Slyder Adventures(PC,not iPhone version) because it's easy to hack.Oh,well......

Part 2 of the script for Autotuned Old Man Rambles!!!!>:DIf you haven't seen the first one,here it is
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26 BRAN FLAKE!TWENTYSEVEN BRAN FLAKE!BY this tiiiiime I was counting by twoooooooooooooooooz!30 BRAN FLAKE!.....oh......32..bran flake.I was counting by 2's so It was hard to pick both up with my small haaaaaands!My haaaaands were very smalll at the tiiiiieeeeeme!Wich was why whenever I tried to open a door,I used.....both hands!THIS WAS HARD BECAUSE I ONLY HAAAAAD ONE HAAAAND AT THE TIIIIIME.....due to the BLACK PLAGUE!Why do they call it the black plauge anyway?WHAT MAKES THE COLOR BLACK?!?!?MORE PLAGUEING THAN the coooolour....RED....Or Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue!

0r greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!My favorite color is........bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue !Or yeeee-low!Wihch,why,they make the color GR33n!Green like THE PA-AST!GREEEEEEN LIKE a TREEEEEEEEEEEEE!GrEEEEEEN LIKE STEWAGE!GREEEN LIKE THE SKY AFTER AN ALIEN APOCALYPSE!GREEN like an exit sign!yellow like the grass!Orange like my fa-ther's foot medicine!GREEN LIKE MY FEET!Speaking of the color green,my feet are green,Due to the green plague!What makes the color green?MOOOOOORE PLAGUEING than the co-olor blue!...um uh....I lost my train of thougt!I lost it where did it goooooo?...where'd it go?Amoeba!There it is!HAHAhaha!Where was I?Ah,yes!Old man Rambles!All right,so don't you hate it,like,when you're asking someone to tell you a story...So they tell you the story!But they
start the story and then they like........going to the door....uh right?Why are you asking meeee?I don't know!And you're the one.....telling the stooooooory around here!I'm not the one telling the story....then why did you say me after the thing you wanted to TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!-IT- MAKES ME FEEL RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR STOOOOOOORYYYY!I hate it cuz I'm being sidetracked from my original story, myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy breakfast!35 bran flake!36 bran flake!37 BRAAAN FLAKE!38 BRAN FLAKE!the....th..th-FOOURTY BRAN FLAKE!41 bran flake!by this time I was almost done!But I wasn't hungry any more!So I just decided to go back to bed!I HAD TO CLIMB UP THE STAAAAIRS!One stair!Two stair!I stopped and remembered that I forgot,the cereal I was going to eat.So I went back the two stairs.
ONE STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!TWOOOOOOooooo staaaair!And I grabbed all the cereal!Then I hopped up the stairs like a giddy school boy in the middle of July!and then I was up the staaairs!after only 15 minutes....on the record for me!Let me just go through the events in CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER without missing a single detail!I went up the first step like a happy man!I went up the second step...STIILL GOING STRONG!I went up the 3rd step feeling a little tired by this time!Climbing the 4th step was like climbing Mt everest on the back of a fat camel it was so hard!By the 5th step I was nearly dead!I was so tired,I couldn't make it to the sixth step,without the help of my cereal,wich I ate for NRG.I came into a repeating pattern of walking up 3 steps,then taking a bite of cereal,and walking up 3 more.I repeated this pattern in the same fashion until I got to the top of the stairs!I believe I did four revolutions of the pattern.Until I got to the top because I also had.....a little bit of cereal left.SO I ATE THE CEREAL,in threeeeeeeeeeeee bites.I'm a lean,healthy man,so I deciiided...to eat low fat cereal.That's when I remembered that the cereal I got.....was bran flakes It was not low fat.Bran flakes are fattening,and fuuuuuuuul of butter!So I fell down the stairs,and I got the low fat cereal,SPECIAL K!!!!!!!!!!!!Special K's low fat,right?Yeah...I read the nutrition facts,just to make sure it was low fat.
-3 grams of salt,Special K cereal mix.............HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP OH DANG IT I read!That's not good!High fructose corn syrup from released by the vacuum,is a dangerously man won't drink it level!So I saw another food I had in store although I had already eaten,the fattening cereal.I can't remember what happened next because I think I tripped and had unconciousness.But what I came to,I was in my bed all ready for the day.I think I had forgotten all about the adventure with the breakfast!So I got up thinking that I hadn't eaten!I went down the stairs,two steps at a time.Each step,was a-
*GUNSHOT**GUNCOCK*
WELL THAT TOOK CARE OF THAT!

HEY MISTER!I'm DYING HERE!HELP ME!SOMEBODY HELP ME!PLEEEEASE!I THINK....I'LL JUST COUNT....UNTIL SOMEONE.....HELPS ME!ONE!TWO!THREE!
*GUNSHOT**GUNCOCK*

I'M NOT DEAD YET

*GUNSHOT**GUNCOCK*

OKAY NOW I THINK I REALLY AM DEAD!BUT YAMIGHTWANNASHOOTANOTHERONEJUSTTOMAKES URE!

*GUNSHOT**GUNCOCK*

OKAY NOW I'M DEAD FOR SURE!

wait,how am I still talking if I'm dead?Oh,THAT'S RIGHT!THIS IS NEWGROUNDS!SO PYROSTHESTICKMAN COULDN'T USE ANY SOUNDS,and the poor gun text.....was nothing more than text!There's no reason......to blam.....or remove the newspost...or reappend it,or any of that stuff that usually happens when PyrosTheStickman releases content onto the internet.SO,I THINK I'LL JUST GO *GUNSHOT**GUNCOCK*
GOODBYE,EVERYONE!AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO STUCK AROUND TILL THE END,YOU DESERVE A PRIZE!SO HERE IT is!<off key>never gonna GIVE YOU UP,never gonna let yoooou dooown!never gonna ruuuuuuuuuuun around and de ZERT YOU!</off key>HA!HA!You got rickrolled!rickrolled!<off key> never gonna make you cry!never gonna say good bye!Never gonna run around and seZert youuuuuu!EIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOU!GIVE YOU UP!*COUGH COUGH COUGH.......*
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</autotuned old man rambles:D>